Today was..

..awsome. hihi

Lotsav sexytime! Hanep!
Hahahahaha


A while ago when I was about to go get sum sleep.. my cousin, Kuya Mikel, suddenly gets this crazy crazy idea to go have a little roadtrip. Syempre game ako. So is my yaya Elaine and my 9-year-old neice, Keenah.
So this was the scene at our garage:


Yaya E: Kayu naman, mga bata kayu!! Ay was onli keeding! Pumasok na tayu, manuud na lang tayu ng iSnuwayt.
Keenah: (talking to me) Tita, isn't it Sydney White??
Ako: (me to yaya E) Yah, the movie's Sydney White. Not Snow White.
Yaya E: Kayu talaga uu. Mga anak ng kalabayu, hala tara! Pasuk na sa luub!
Ako: What?! Yah, akala ko ba sama ka samin!
K Mikel: Let's go. Taragis na susi ang dami, hindi ko nga alam kung ito ba yun susi nung Honda eh.
Yaya E: Aysus ginuu, pasuk na sa luub, ay! Magising pa dili si mami niyu mapagalitan man tayu, uy!
Keenah: Is lola guna get mad at us?
(tinginan kami ni kuya Mikel..)
K Mikel at Ako: Hindi!
K Mikel: Let's go!


So everybody went in the car.
Yaya was muttering something about mommy waking up, realizing us all gone along with the car, and cursing cursing cursing blahhh.. Haynako. Talk about PARANOID! Eh we only drove inside Filinvest2.. We didn't even stop anywhere.
After 3-4 minutes we were back at the house.. ABA TAENA. Si mommy nasa gate naka-pameywang. SHIT.


Mommy: JANELLE REGINA CARMELI GAPASIN! Saan kayo nanggaling at bakit dala-dala niyo ang kotse?! Kasama niyo pa si Keenah! Si Mikel ba ang nag-drive?? MIKEL!! Lumabas ka nga diyan sa kotse! Tarantado kayong mga bata kayo!! Pano kung may nangyareng masama sa inyo? Hah?! At ikaw Elena!!---
Yaya E: Elaine po... (still muttering.)
Mommy: (not hearing yaya) ---Pano kung may nangyareng masama sa mga bata?! Masasagot mo ba sila? Hah?! Mga punyeta kayo. Pumasok kayo sa loob! Ikaw Mikel umuwi ka na! Pasakit kang bata ka. Ilang taon ka pa lang tinatakas mo na kotse namin. Ni wala ka pa ngang lisensya.. Mga tarantado kayo.. Hoy hoy hoy ikaw, señorita! Nag-aral ka na ba?? Puro katarantaduhan pinaggagagawa mo ni hindi ka pa nga naka-graduate..............
.......and mom's speech/sermon went on for about an hour or so..


Pucha.
I was like, MOM!! HELLO!! First of all, you and yaya Elaine should be banished together in an island so you can go panic and be paranoid all you want there. Second, it's ELAINE not ELENA. You always ALWAYS ALWAYS change people's name kahit na super malayo na dun yun pangalan niya and that really pisses me off. Kasi nakakahiya sa ibang tao, baka sabihin nila napakabingi at bobing ng nanay ko at siyempre pati kasi pangalan ko namamali ka ng tawag! You call me Judith when my name's Janelle. Judith is ate, okay?? Ang mas masaklap pa dun eh minsan tinatawag mo ren ako ng Jerome. The hell, mom. Mukha na ba akong kuya Jerome ngayon?? Fucker mannnnn.
Third, kuya Mikel already has his license. Naalala mo, tayo pa kasama niya sa LTO and you weren't allowed to go inside 'cause you were wearing slippers flipflops?? Rememberrrr???
Fourth, I hate it when my mom call's me señorita. What-- is she mocking me?! Errr. Señora kasi ang tawag sakin supposedly. It was a nickname I got long loooooong time ago.
**EXPLANATION :
-- Kasi Regina means Queen, so I was Queen Regina, but I digress. I think when people will call me Queen Regina, redundant na. So I said, Señora sounds better. Kasi diba Señora is also a name of Mother Mary?? O ayun. Pakshet.
Lastly, I want to point out that I'm not the only rebel in this family, MOM. Remeber when you were only 16 years old when you and daddy eloped?! O ha. Who's more tarantado now?! Ahihihihi


Natatawa na lang ako kasi napaka-irrelevant ng mga pinagsasasabi ni mommy kanina when all she gets from acting like that is highblood.
Pati wala pang 5 minutes talaga yun. PROMISE.
Hayyyyy josko.
Tawanan kami to death, I swear =)))))))))




After that riot, kuya Mikel downloaded some porn from the net HAHAHAHA
Dyusko. HARDCORE porn is sooooooo NOT my thing. Kadire forever. So it may feel good, dun sa nakikipag-sex but man, it's a lot different when you watch it. Haynaku. I was seriously close to throwing up.
Kuya Mikel, was enjoying though. Ewwww. =))))))




Sexytime, sexytime, uhmm.. SEXytime HAHAHAHAHAHAH POTA.
Right after we had our porn fest we woke Keenah up 'cause it was lunch time.. Itong bata namang ito ang nagkaron ng idea na maglunch WHILE swimming. Aru.
So we put up the BIG kiddie pool. BIG talaga siya, nagkasya kaming tatlo nila Keenah and kuya Mikel. Yaya joined too! LMFAO
I sooo love these people =)


Good times.. good times..
Kahit na namura at nasigawan kami ni inay eh, ayos lang. Sanay na kami, promise! Kami pa. Hahahaha


So nakaganti na ko kay kuya Mikel 'cause the last time I was at his house, his dad caught me smoking!! Pero his dad's superkaduper baet inspite of the fact that he threw my 19 sticks of Dunhill Frost. Err. But he was so cool, cause he told me he won't tell my parents naman. So it's all good. Hihi




Goodness knows what may happen next..
Today was.. ch'yeah. Awesome.

'Cause we are broken

What must we do to restore

Our innocence,

And oh, the promise we adored?

Give us life again

'Cause we just wuna be whole

{ Sound trippin'.. ♥ }